Но я ему и так за красивые глаза больно дохера подарил, и майку купил, и кепку, и книжку, и плакат, и даже сфотографировался с ним - полный набор на память о хорошем человеке.
Would you help me?
I've had a miserable year or two, banned and de-platformed and censored and blacklisted ... and now I need your help. I want to get back on my feet and come roaring back in 2019 with the fabulous comedy and insightful, serious commentary that made me famous in the first place. And I know just how to do it. I'm going to create a new weekly late-night TV talk show to take back the culture, as well as future books, columns and college talks. They almost killed me--but only almost. They will never beat me. It's time now for me to get back into circulation, and I'm asking you to help me.
I've opened a Patreon, where you can help me by pledging as little as $1 a month.
It's true, I'm a broke-ass hoe. It wasn't easy to admit that after a lifetime of wealth, privilege and success. But the one thing they can never take away from me is my determination to fight and be fabulous while I do it, and I'm ready to roar back into the world with a vengeance--and a smile on my face. Joining me here on Patreon will make sure I can support my family, pay essential staff and service providers and begin to assemble the greatest TV show in history, which I'll launch the second we have enough in the bank to fund the first season.
The past two years hasn't been easy. I am one of the most censored and most lied-about people in the world. Even my fans sometimes believe things about me that aren't true, because journalists lie more about me than perhaps anyone else in America. They can't stand the idea of gay man who thinks for himself and says what he thinks. I've been wrongly accused of supporting child abuse, even though I'm a victim of an abusive priest. I've been wrongly accused of being a "white supremacist," even though I have a black husband. And then, to top it all off, I was lied to and defrauded by an Australian tour operator, which cost me tens of thousands of dollars.
If I were the kind of person who found his self-esteem in what other people thought of me, I'd have quit long ago. But they got the wrong bitch. I am here to stay. And I can't think of a better way to stick it to CNN, the Daily Beast and the other bastards who have worked so relentlessly to destroy me, President Trump and others than sending them a message: We don't need you.
Please support me if you can. Any amount will help.
Whether I'm in a bespoke suit or a potato sack, my mission in life is to expose hypocrisy, fight bullies, defend free expression, stand up for truth and beauty and make you laugh out loud while I do it. There's a reason I am a New York Times-bestselling author and an award-winning journalist and I have millions of fans all over the world. Foreign governments invite me to address their citizens and parliaments. I'm a free speech icon and I'm only just getting started.
But after two years of relentless, dishonest attacks on me by the press, I got roughed up and lost my way. It's time to get back on the horse.
I've never asked for money like this before. And I'll still be soliciting investment and donations from wealthy private supporters. But I need you to help me get back to work. I've come up with some perks and benefits that I think are well worth the "tier price," so take a look and if one of the support tiers catches your eye, I thank you in advance for your support and generosity. Even if you can only share a few dollars a month, it all counts. Thanks for considering this, fag nation, and God bless.
As always, you can reply to this email. I read as many replies as I can. Thank you for your thousands of messages of love and support in recent days! x M