Савелий Балалайкин (balalajkin) wrote,
Савелий Балалайкин
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Нигерийские жулики вышли на новый уровень осознания действительности и являют миру начатки рефлексивной морали. Теперь вместо миллионов наследства мне предлагают компенсацию за неправедно обещанные миллионы. Надо отметить, что предлагают от имени Британской Верховной (? Почему не королевской ?) Комиссии, то есть определенное уважение к пробковым шлемам у дикарей воспиталось вполне, хотя аппетит к блюдам из миссионеров у них не угас.




BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Consular liaison Office,
296 Cdr, Kpondehou Cotonou, Benin Republic.
Our Ref:......................
Your Ref: ...................
Date:.........................

Attn.

Your Scam Compensation Payment Has Been Approved

We have been receiving complaints from many foreigners with reference to the scam activities of African citizens which are mostly from Nigeria and other West African Nations. Your name and e-mail address was in the list of scam victims sent to us by the combined team of investigators on Internet Fraud of The Federal Bureau Of Investigations (FBI) and the Interpol.

Due to the warnings/Orders from the Government of The United State of America, The countries of Nigeria, Benin Republic, Ghana and Burkina Faso following the meeting held by the four countries on the advice of The British High Commission and have decided to compensate the victims of scam activities by their citizens, as a result of retrieval of valuable properties and funds from the suspected scammers arrested by the Interpol Security Network in Western Africa and in an attempt to reconcile West Africa with such affected countries as yours the Sum of US$750,000.00 has been mapped out as recompense to each victim and the NFIU mapped out payment by ATM debit card as the only genuinely certified means of payment, hence your recompense amount has been loaded in an ATM debit Card which shall be mailed to you through which you can make your daily withdrawals until you exhaust your compensation amount of $750,000.00 at a daily withdrawal limit of US$5,000.00 and a daily $50,000 transfer limit from the ATM Debit Card by making use of the ATM Machines or at a P.O.S center.

Yours was among those that were reported undelivered as at last Friday and we wish to advise you to see the instructions of the committee to make sure you receive your compensation immediately. contact the office of the British consular liaison officer via email: - ( bhc.fco_gov@aim.com ) immediately to check if the endorsed date of delivery suits you.
Thanks for your understanding and cooperation.

Yours in Service,
Ms. Jessica Brown.
Secretary to the CONSULAR,
British High Commission, West African Region.
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