I say - Pigs arse!
This is a perfect balance, half and half, or rather a quarter and three. The oppressed part will rebel against the privileged one, and the privileged one will pay the reparations and provide an affirmative action. This creates an eternal, self-supporting circle of life, which is great. After that, they relax in a Jacuzzi.
"They" - I mean, it is the most appropriate pronoun for such a person, innit?
Harry And Meghan Announce Birth Of Beautiful 'Half-Oppressed, Half-Privileged Baby'
WORLD—Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have announced the arrival of a beautiful new baby. In the announcement, they described their new baby as "a beautiful, 7 pound, 11-ounce baby girl who is half-oppressed and half-privileged."
"Mother and baby are doing well," said Prince Harry to reporters. "Even in these early days, we are making sure to teach our child that she carries the blood of white colonial oppressors, as well as oppressed people of color. This unique mix may make raising our child extremely difficult."