Савелий Балалайкин (balalajkin) wrote,
Савелий Балалайкин
balalajkin

Следующие шедевры от "Айрины". Типа, памятка для себя и для всех интересующихся русским спамом о торговле невестами.

Начало- здесь
http://balalajkin.livejournal.com/230195.html
Продолжение раз:

Forgive to me, that this, which I could not write to you in me, there was a problem with money. You can forgive to me?

Ответил в смысле, что если никакого иного языка, кроме ломаного английского, вы не знаете, то как же не простить вас.

Продолжение два:

Greetings my friend.
You know, as the small period of the correspondence to you became very good my friend, and I feel That you very good tender and fair. I am not mistaken in the feelings?
. It is sincerely pleasant to communicate for me with the person to be in distance from me.
I have decided to tell to you that that I up to you not to whom did not speak.
I had a young man 4 years ago.
It very strongly liked me I in the first a floor of year it came to me always with the colors, smoothed out it always speak me compliments and carried on hands. I then thought that it is my destiny.
But as soon as we began to live in a place it has started to drink, smoke on kitchen.
Coming it drunk home shouted at me.
But I suffered all, it spoke me that at it problems on work.
I worked and for the salary bought meal and it came took from me money and beat me. I recollect that time with tears on eyes.
On the end I all was got also by me have left from it to the aunt.
After that I 2 years could not look at men. I did not trust them but on work I the colleague has told that its sister has married the American.
And its sister has written to it that the American men decent and they respect with women, and I have decided to get acquainted too with the man through a computer.
How you think?
I feel me not so convenient without your letters and with them My day became better also brighter. I feel me not one. I know, that you is far from me, but I feel yours Support. You could think, that it is too fast or even is too silly, but to trust me, I only speak way I Feeling. It would be very pleasant for me if it was mutual.
I wish to tell to you about a life in Russia. Very much the greater Russia instead of the steady country in one end People of Russia live well in second half, it is more likely worse. It depends on economic growth of area .
People in Russia, excellent some of them are kind, the some people are ill-intentioned. I live in the center of Russia it Is the city of Ioshkar Ola. It is the capital Chuvashiya. I work to feed me very much, but I do not complain on My life. Also I work the nurse of children (the keeper of the child) in days off It brings to me of a few money also. I love Children and work with them bring to me pleasure. The daily life passes mine, thus I every day rise early and I continue work. Then I try to transfer shops to buysomething food or some clothes. In free days I go With the girlfriend and sometimes to visit theatre or cinema. You know, the last days my work during I have the whole working day very often think about you. And you know yesterday, that I had very rough client, after It has gone, I felt me awful, and in a minute I only remember you, and all madness has gone.
I also wait for an instant when I shall arrive to the Internet-cafe and I shall start to read the new letter from you.
Within these minutes ideas and hours goes more quickly. Unfortunately my time in the Internet-cafe reaches Up to the end, thus I shall finish my letter now. I wait for your following letter.
Your friend Irina.

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Это эссе переводить уже невмоготу. Речь идёт о муже-пьянице, маленьком ребёнке и моих письмах, которые якобы освещают её жизнь. Хотя я пишу так, что ирония не дойдёт только до постельных клопов.



Похоже, это полуавтоматическая спаммерская система вроде нигерийской (ну сидит в интернет-кафе биоробот, попка дурак, пятнадцатилетний пацанёнок), для ловли американцев - "уродов". Что с уродами дальше делают, выяснять во всех подробностях неинтересно. Ясно, что хитрые удмуртские туземцы сначала пытаются раскрутить белых придурков на небольшие бабки, потом на побольше, ещё побольше, и.т.д.

Вообще это любопытно в смысле психологическом, какими видят иностранцев непуганые россияне.
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