Савелий Балалайкин (balalajkin) wrote,
Савелий Балалайкин
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Получил восхитительное нигерийское письмо счастья с обещанием много денег даром. Как профессиональный будущий исследователь космоса в прошлом, не могу не оценить это послание от нигерийского космонавта очень высоко.
Tолько вот мне лично 3 миллиона лишние, но может вам надо? Заодно, - да здравствует русско-нигерийская дружба на вечные времена!


REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Dear Mr. Sir,
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1991 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 25-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access his trust fund we need your assistance.
Best Regards,
Dr. Bakare Tunde

Спасибо, добрый почтальон khebeb
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